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Roger was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
Patti was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".
The next morning Roger got up early and left for work. When Patti woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, she put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Roger have been scheduled for Friday.
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Roger era în impas. Uitase că venea aniversarea nunţii sale.
Patti era foarte furioasă. Ea îi spune: "Mâine dimineaţă, aştept să găsesc pe stradă, în faţa casei, un cadou care ajunge de la 0 la 200 în 6 secunde...ŞI NU GLUMESC: AR FI BINE SĂ FIE ACOLO."
A doua zi dimineaţă Roger se scoală devreme şi pleacă la lucru. Când Patti se trezeşte, priveşte pe geam şi într-adevăr acolo, în mijlocul străzii, era o cutie învelită în hârtie de cadouri.
Buimacă, pune o rochie pe ea, fuge în stradă şi aduce cutia în casă. O deschide şi găseşte înâuntru... un cântar de baie nou-nouţ...
Funeraliile lui Roger au fost programate pentru vineri.
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A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter:
"What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied:
"Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
The cowboy said:
"What the heck, bring me an order."
The waiter replied:
"I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said:
"These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied:
"Si, Senor, sometimes the bull wins".
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